chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

dustman

a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.

Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

jet lag

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

dun dun dun

Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.

luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004