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facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice
lolol teh facesex!!!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
mugGet the facesexmug.

marlon brando

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
mugGet the marlon brandomug.

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.
Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
mugGet the pink pretendermug.

acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.
Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
mugGet the acrotomophiliamug.

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.
I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
mugGet the authormug.

pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the pandora's boxmug.

soweto

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.
Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the sowetomug.

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