Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

is there a Mrs

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.

"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

beautify

"To make or become beautiful"


This phrase is most commonly used by the Catholic church to signify a human's becoming of a saint.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta's beautification was assured long before her death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.

I knocked him sparko!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

call to arms

An event that causes people to become militant or vigilante, often, against the feel of the majority, or a large number of people.

9-11 was a call to arms for anti-muslim hate groups.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

beginners' luck

(Idiom) when someone new to the field outclasses the veterans, they will scornfully remark this.

<goatseman>That n00b is killing us off!

<veterankiller> beginners' luck, it'll wear off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004