Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

at any rate

Regardless of anything I have just said that may stray from my premises.

I once saw a gay dog, at any rate, you're gay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.

I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

i r

purposeful grammatical error meaning "I am"

See i r teh win

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

rainbow

The line that separates gay people from straight people

Somewhere over the rainbow David Furnish and Elton John are Furnishing a John-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

at any pace

See at any rate

at any pace, you're still an idiot

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.

Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004