Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

rear its ugly head

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.

The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.

That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006

come get some

A challenge to fight, not quite a call to war.

Come get some, my fo fo is itching to make love to your body.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004