thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.

I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

put to the sword

(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.

He will be put to the sword this day

Yes, ...he's being put to the sword

I will put him to the sword.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'!

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004

say say say

(idiom) When someone is making far too many unfounded statements far too quickly for the accused party to deny them, they are "say say saying", as per the duet by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (1988) in which it shows that the speech is so pointless that no-one, least of all the data subject really cares anymore.

Say, say, say what you want (but don't play games with my affection)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

head turner

Something which attracts a great deal of attention. Will be over-whelmed by head givers.

My car is a head turner, and it causes chix0r to come and blow me while sitting in it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.

Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

they deserve eachother

(Idiom) Two people of questionable ethics or dislikeable personalities with a common goal or hobby.

Eliturk and butt licka are so retarded and fuckin' dumb, they desrve eachother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004