Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions
Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
Get the I put it to youmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
Get the pompousmug. For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.
Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the spill your gutsmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the face fullmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the penguins taste like babiesmug. (n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.
The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.
(v.) to make the scapegoat
The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.
(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.
To be a scapegoat is to take heat.
Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
To be a scapegoat is to take heat.
Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Get the scapegoatmug. The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.
See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury
See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury
As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
Get the squared circlemug.