Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.

OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

trashy

(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.

Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.

Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004