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gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.
He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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valley of the kings

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.
There be big pyramids there
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Victorian Britain

The United Kindom of Great Britain and Ireland, 1836-1901 (although this is usually extended to 1705-1914). A period of Great prosperity as Britains' second empire (the only remnants of the medievel empire after the end of the hundred years war decision in 1556 were the Channel Islands) came of age. Along with the starting points of joining England & wales with Scotland in 1705, the new empire set about restoring lands lost after the "Golden age", and this was overseen by Queen Victoria. Due to the fact that the poor were suppressed while the rich grew very rich and well educated with beautiful accents (like myself), the stereotype of the posh-Brit grew. This empire was practically gone by 1965, although this had been seen by Churchill as early as the end of world war I. However, in this time Britain became the largest superpower ever known. Off the back of what seemed and invincible navy, a skilled army and even the worlds' first air force (with air balloons, albeit), this mighty roaring lion seemed untameable until drawn into war with other superpowers, which allowed a weak-by-comparison nation (USA) to become powerful.
Victorian Britain was a reflection of the affluence of Britain, which was in control of itself, its' neighbour Ireland and had its' enemies on a leash for the most part.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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sure

Often used sarcisticly, it origianally means "I agree".


When said quickly, it stays true to the origianal meaning. When elongated, it is often an indiction of sarcasm.
DUDE! you wanna crash the mall?

Non-sarcastic: Sure!


Sarcastic: sure....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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have cannon

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.
Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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