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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the gloryholer mug.In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.
The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the The Pencil Test mug.a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.
b) a slut
c) no value, since it has no use.
b) a slut
c) no value, since it has no use.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the used mug.Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.
I found Jimmy Hoffa!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the Hoffa mug.A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).
Often said to farmyard animals.
Often said to farmyard animals.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the ello my luvur! mug.The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.
The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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