The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
(n.) A boring person
(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.
(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
What does BMW stand for?
Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.
Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004