Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

the mank

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004