bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

all grown up

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.

Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

in the line of fire

(adj.) To be in an undesirable position whereby oen will take heat from superiors or the masses.

I'm in the line of fire, but if I do go down, guess who's coming with me...

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004

DeLorean

A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.

Wheeee! DeLorean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Flagship

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004