Kung-Fu jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the KO'dmug. "Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"
"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."
"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the jabmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the sorriestmug. Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the borders accentmug. Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.
When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the sasmug. When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the supermanmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the King's shillingmug.