Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

colonic irrigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

face full

To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced

I would like to give you a face full.

face full by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

assed 

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

assed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

ninja turtle generation 

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.

The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

ninja turtle generation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

el cabron 

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".

ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!

el cabron by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

sup?

"What's up?", as in "how are you" or "what's on your mind?"

The pound against the dollar? The euro against the yen?

sup? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

weetabix 

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.

*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.

weetabix by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004