Kung-Fu jesus's definitions
Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the bhpmug. An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
Get the double-agentmug. Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.
Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.
Haute couture poker
Haute couture poker
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
Get the Haute couturemug. anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the in-through-the-out-holemug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the free willymug. One of the following
a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the Mid-Atlantic accentmug. Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
Get the southpawmug.