monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

lindbergh

1902-1974
Legendary aviator who sailed the atlantic with the Spirit of St.Loius in 1927.

Charles Lindbergh, shadies and mentalmen.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

enter the ring

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.

He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

shit don't stink

Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.

Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

Die with my ones' boots on.

(v.) To make one last stand with everything you've got, so that there is no "if" scenarios.

If I'm gonna die, then I'll die with my boots on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

chop shop

(n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.

The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004