Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

dragonball

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.

Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.

Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

heel

The actor assuming the part of the bad guy, who is designated to piss off the audience.

Alan Rickman is a good heel. He pwn3d in Die Hard.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.

I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004