Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay

I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

Jagwaar

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

man of blood

A violent man, who prefers action to talking.

Should some 13 year old liberal find the definition for man of blood, they will put "Bush" as an example.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

tittytacular

spectacular titties. usually a pair with huge nipples.

oh my, look at the size of those nipples! What a tittytacular specimen!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004