uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.
Worship Uma and be pretty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.
I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.
Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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fucktheist

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.
The people who defined god, religion and bible.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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soweto

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.
Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.
I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
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