Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
Alice in wonderland
(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.
(v.) to be dazed or high
(v.) to be dazed or high
Alice in wonderland by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
jumper cables
(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.
jumper cables by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
cheap, lousy faggot
Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!
Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!
Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!
Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!
Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!
cheap, lousy faggot by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
siamese twins
(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.
siamese twins by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
hundred years war
A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705.
The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.
The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.
Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces.
hundred years war by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Spit or swallow?
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
Spit or swallow? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004