Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
Wheeee! DeLorean!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.
(n.) large breasts.
(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004