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the chair

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Industrial action

(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.
Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made £700 million turnover! This is despite spending £690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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cameo

A short, walk-on part by a famous actor. Also a crappy 80's pop group. Thier most famous song, "word up" was later covered by one of the spice girls.
A cameo role.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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assed

Your gay-assed son just came out.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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relax

Masively popular song of the 1980's by frankie goes to hollywood. Called to be banned by some people (although few-if any banend it) which prompted the phrase frankie says relax
Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax

Now’s the time, it’s party time

Hey
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.
Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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