Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Richard & Judy 

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.

In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......

Richard & Judy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Clint Eastwood 

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry

Make my day, punk.

Clint Eastwood by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

ferry 

(v.) to transport internationally, or accross water.

I will ferry you.

ferry by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

WHU 

Also whufc, see west ham for a better definition and a bunch of arsenal supporters whining.

I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air.

WHU by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

meat thief 

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

meat thief by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

contribution 

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit

We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)

contribution by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004