Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.

Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

gayboy

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord

Elitist is a gayboy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

trigonometry

(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum

Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....


Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

bum chin

(n.) A chin shaped like buttocks.

See Drazar

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 18, 2006

Divine right

Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.

Divine right has not been used by the British monarchy for several hundred years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004