open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.
Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Kill or cure

(v.)A medical treatment/practise that will either heal the patient or kill them.


Steams from battlewound-fever treatment. This would involve putting the subject in an icewaterbath, then wrapping them in wool. It worked very well and very quickly, but it put tremendous strain on the heart, and many people suffered heart attacks or complete cardiac arrest.
Kill or cure is the only way to save him. Otherwise, you better pray for him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.
This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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spring thaw

1) A group of young girls who have just attained a lust for casual sex

2) A group of girls who have started to have casual sex


3) when a female becoems of legal age to have intercourse, and one may brag to the police about them without fear of arrest.
Hey, the've just had thier spring thaw, said the 12 year old boy to another, fuck time!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004
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heel

The actor assuming the part of the bad guy, who is designated to piss off the audience.
Alan Rickman is a good heel. He pwn3d in Die Hard.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.
Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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