Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
eurocratic
(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.
eurocratic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
kicking a cow to move it
(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.
kicking a cow to move it by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
crowning achievement
The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1
crowning achievement by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
do you want a medal for that?
(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
do you want a medal for that? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
British weather
170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
British weather by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
scientology
scientology by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
torrential downpour
torrential downpour by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004