Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

tie-in 

(n.) Product pertaining to a popular media culture or icon.

The tie-ins (such as videogames, toys, cartoons) to the batman movies, 60's series and comics were worth several times the amount of the actual product.

tie-in by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

author 

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

author by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

more boy, more? 

(Idiom) Taken from the Charles dickens novel and made infamous by the musical "Oliver", this phrase is used to hint that someone is being greedy, and is said in an exaggerated, surprised and angry voice, accompanied by a menacing look.

Please sir, can I have some more?


MORE BOY, MORE????




a: Dad, I need some more money.

b: More boy, more?

more boy, more? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Christmas 

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

Christmas by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

the dick your mother used to ride by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

gay 

The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.

a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...

gay by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

kick a cow 

Contraction for the idiom kicking a cow to move it

See also eurocrat

kick a cow by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004