Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bear market

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.

In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.

Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

they deserve eachother

(Idiom) Two people of questionable ethics or dislikeable personalities with a common goal or hobby.

Eliturk and butt licka are so retarded and fuckin' dumb, they desrve eachother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

507

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).

Interesting, eh?

No, not really, you old fart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004