Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

rewind 

(v.) To look back in time

Rewind the tape please.

rewind by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

hand canon 

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

hand canon by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Positive to a fault 

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

Positive to a fault by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.

There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.

Depreciation by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

one man army 

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

one man army by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

beginners' luck 

(Idiom) when someone new to the field outclasses the veterans, they will scornfully remark this.

<goatseman>That n00b is killing us off!

<veterankiller> beginners' luck, it'll wear off.

beginners' luck by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

gayboy 

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord

Elitist is a gayboy.

gayboy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004