Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Payment in Kind

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

barbell curl

(v.) weightlifting manoeuvre in which the lifter holds a barbell flat against his waist whilst standing with forearms turned out. He then rolls the barbell up with his elbows as a fulcrum to just below his chin, before bringing it down in a controlled descend.

The barbell curl is what many people are shown doing in movies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004