Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.

The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.

Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

buffalo

(v.) To bribe into forgetfullness.

Upon landing on long Island, the Nazi sabateurs thought they had buffaloed a lifegaurd with $300.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

accrual

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.

We have accruals of £760

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.

free speech is a joke anyway.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004

Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004