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bitch balls

A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
mugGet the bitch ballsmug.

cathouse

A brothel.


Pussy (vag)= cat
The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
mugGet the cathousemug.

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)
I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the british shit moneymug.

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.
For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004
mugGet the pertainmug.

sure

Often used sarcisticly, it origianally means "I agree".


When said quickly, it stays true to the origianal meaning. When elongated, it is often an indiction of sarcasm.
DUDE! you wanna crash the mall?

Non-sarcastic: Sure!


Sarcastic: sure....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the suremug.

have cannon

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the have cannonmug.

knocked for six

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.
I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the knocked for sixmug.

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