Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Corsa

A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.

I wish to destroy a car, let's go smash a corsa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

incestous

Of incest.

John had an incestous relationship with his niece.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Amred convoy

A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.

An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

honeymoon period

(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.

After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004