Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

piledriver

(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.


(v.) also variations of 69er

Degenerations include tombstone piledriver/tombstone.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Black economy

The work done of which tax is not declared. It is estimated that up to 20% of all wage payments in the United Kingdom are black economy dealings.

The black economy is about as good as labour trying to tax into prosperity. It is also done by poor, lower class labour voters. Kill 'em all is what I say. Fucking Pikies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

paddy

Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.

Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

I'll shit 'em

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

create dead bodies

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004