Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.
"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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flagged soldier

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.
He is a flagged soldier.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.
The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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Bohemian Rhapsody

Voted by VH1 viewers to be the greatest song of all time, Queens' six minute masterpiece is well recieved by most people. Everyone's got a favourite line, and many people could rattle off the entire song without accompanying music. Individual tastes aside, this is the best song ever. Disagree, and you are wrong. Get over it.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-

Just gotta get out-just gotta get

right outta here-
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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