Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!

Rhythm stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Constitution 

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

Constitution by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

penis pie 

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

penis pie by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

dustman 

a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.

Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.

dustman by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Hurricane 

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

Hurricane by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

bare knucle fighting 

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

bare knucle fighting by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.

Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.

valetudo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004