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You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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dawn of the dead

A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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no stranger to the biscuit tin

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Jewel in the crown

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.
India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.
You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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head-hunted

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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slap and tickle

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
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