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You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the You'll regret the day you were bornmug.

0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the 0-60mug.

Gdansk shipyard

Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Gdansk shipyardmug.

a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.
Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
mugGet the a bit on the sidemug.

dawn of the dead

A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the dawn of the deadmug.

no stranger to the biscuit tin

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the no stranger to the biscuit tinmug.

canaan's side

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land
And land them safe of canaans' side.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the canaan's sidemug.

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