Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
sup?
sup? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
el cabron
A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
el cabron by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
mile-high club membership
mile-high club membership by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
colonic irrigation
A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.
colonic irrigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
weetabix
Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.
*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*
Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.
*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*
Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?
*robin rides off with his men*
'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!
--Early 90's weetabix advert.
Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.
*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*
Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?
*robin rides off with his men*
'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!
--Early 90's weetabix advert.
weetabix by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004