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manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Jewel in the crown

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.
India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
mugGet the Jewel in the crownmug.

lineage

You are of your parents' lineage.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the lineagemug.

rohypnol

Synonymous with date-rape, rohypnol is a 'slow-down' drug that has a similar effect to alcohol on the minds' functioning. It also delays the transmittance of messages from the brain to the muscles, thus making the user weaker. It has been used by ravers in the late 80's and early nineties, and more recently, has been used to 'spike' unattended drinks of females (or sometimes males) on a night out. It slows down the mind to the point that the person barely knows they are gettign raped until after the effects have worn off.
Controversial group the prodigy included talk of rohypnol in thier song "babys' got a temper".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the rohypnolmug.

assdarts

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the assdartsmug.

war brought home

A war brought home is a war-by any major definition- started overseas that has been controlled there, has brought forth attacks on home soil. These attacks are not always physical. They usualy destroy the morale, and indifferance the opposition has felt.

The war brought home is often the beggining of the end for that war in terms of the attacked country.
9-11 was a war brought home for the united states.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a war brought home.


The German invasion of the USSR was a war brought home for Stalin.


The realisation that machines could work faster than people in mass production was a war brought home for manual workers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the war brought homemug.

daygo

Stupid daygos.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the daygomug.

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