arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.
I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.
The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.
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porno dave

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.
Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.
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masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
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long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
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below the belt

(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.
That was a bit below the belt



he hit me below the belt
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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