Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

the hanger

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.

he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

restart

(v.) To shut down and start again.

I need to restart my computer because it's ghey.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

hard drinking

Binge drinking, every day of the week. See alcoholic

He was a hard drinking man, until he died of liver failure...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft

See BMW

Bayerische motoren werke is more commonly known as BMW

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fire in the hole

The act of putting a lighted match up ones 'hole' and farting.

I just had a fire in the hole and burned my hand off!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004