up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.

Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

brought

When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.

oh you better bring it!


it's already been brought.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.

"I need to get to a safehouse"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

cathouse

A brothel.


Pussy (vag)= cat

The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

the mank

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004