golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

sinister

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.

You sinister child!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

do-gooder

(n.) A pesky pinko/wooly liberal more concerned with uber-censorship and helping everyone who the liberal media has tricked them into thinking needs help. This, naturally, means ethnic minorities and people with disabilities. See also ambulance chaser, annoying, feminazi, someone I want to rape (if hot chick) and kill

If you hate do-gooders, raise your hand (or vote for this definition, whatever floats your boat)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 17, 2004

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

knock over

(v.) to unstealthily rob.

I know a house you could knock over with some really good stuff in it.

by kung-fu jesus November 07, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004