Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

I will bury you 

Akin to "I will kill you"

I will fucking bury you for that...

I will bury you by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

fuck the fucking fuckers 

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.

A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.

fuck the fucking fuckers by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

pedophobia 

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.

AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

pedophobia by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

picnic 

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.

Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.

picnic by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

niggaz4life

1991 album by N.W.A.

It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!

niggaz4life by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004

lunch-break pleasure boy 

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

lunch-break pleasure boy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

i bone sheep 

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

i bone sheep by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004