Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

pencil neck 

A scrawney person with a thin neck. Not a show of machoness.

You pencil neck geek, my sister could kick your ass!

pencil neck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sheik 

a) An arab version of a don.
b) A man who gets all the chicks.

The sheik had 1000 children.

sheik by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Muhammed Ali

The name under which Cassius Clay became known as. He was a great boxer, one who had presense like no other, and was declared the greatest sportsman of the millenium.

"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee."

Muhammed Ali by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Built 

Large, well built, highly muscular, great presence, huge.

He is so built.

Built by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

horizontal kickboxing 

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

horizontal kickboxing by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Glass shard stick 

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

Glass shard stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thank fuck 

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

thank fuck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004