Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

have cannon

To be heavily armed.

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sure

Often used sarcisticly, it origianally means "I agree".


When said quickly, it stays true to the origianal meaning. When elongated, it is often an indiction of sarcasm.

DUDE! you wanna crash the mall?

Non-sarcastic: Sure!


Sarcastic: sure....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

right hand man

The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.

My right hand man will come for you in the night.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

lugh

Typo for luagh.

I is teh lugh @ j00!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

streetka

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.

I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004