by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004