Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

soweto 

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.

Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.

soweto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

something for the weekend by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

knockin' on heavens door 

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.

Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...

knockin' on heavens door by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

After-effects

See Consequences

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.

After-effects by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

League of Nations 

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations

The League of nations is long dead.

League of Nations by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

stupic 

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

stupic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

the op

(n.) Contraction for "The operation". Usually, said in context to something else.

On the subject of transsexuals



"He had the op and became a "woman", says I"

the op by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004