Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Sunday Sillies

Uproarious laughter at otherwise unfunny situations or humor resulting from being hungover.

Well, the phrase "butt clump" was funny at brunch but I think we all had a case of the Sunday sillies.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 11, 2017

Traylor

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Ultinym

A nickname or abbreviation shortened from the latter half of a name or word. Like "Topher" for Christopher, "Za" for Pizza and "Bert" for Robert

I just call him "Xander" Haig which is an ultinym for Alexander since we're such close pals.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009

Jesus Freaky

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.

Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.

by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023

Herd Therapy

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.

As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025

Hurterer

Person who commits hurt but not quite murder.

Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019