Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.
by Kung Fu Jimmy January 04, 2025
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Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
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