Definitions by Kung Fu Jimmy

Blorf

A fart that travels into your vagina

"Angela blorfed so hard she fell out of her chaise lounge. That's the last time she came over for chili night"

Blorf by Kung Fu Jimmy February 5, 2026

Trish 

A Trish describes a middle-aged women who is perceived as obnoxious, angry, and entitled, who, unlike a Karen, operates behind the scenes with a strongly worded email or clandestine social media campaign. A more cowardly Karen

She wrote an email to the PR department claiming she was a lawyer and the company got scared and pulled Harry Potter off the shelves. She's such a Trish.

Trish by Kung Fu Jimmy September 18, 2025

Herd Therapy 

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.

As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.

Herd Therapy by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025

longest-gevity 

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

longest-gevity by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025

Brisqué 

Sexually suggestive, yet sharply cold like a glimpse of an ice molded dildo.

Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.

Brisqué by Kung Fu Jimmy January 4, 2025

Irregulars 

People who don't frequent an establishment often

I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.

Irregulars by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024

Jesus Freaky 

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.

Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.

Jesus Freaky by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023