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Hurterer

Person who commits hurt but not quite murder.
Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019
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Trish

A Trish describes a middle-aged women who is perceived as obnoxious, angry, and entitled, who, unlike a Karen, operates behind the scenes with a strongly worded email or clandestine social media campaign. A more cowardly Karen
She wrote an email to the PR department claiming she was a lawyer and the company got scared and pulled Harry Potter off the shelves. She's such a Trish.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 18, 2025
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Herd Therapy

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.
As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025
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Jesus Freaky

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.
Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023
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Crackima

Harmony Chapman's home town
Harmony loves her Crackima home.
by Kung Fu Jimmy May 6, 2012
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Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
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longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries
Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025
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