Kuehlstein's definitions

Entitlement

To keep your hair.

I have entitlement to keep my hair.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

we know what you did

You see an expecting mother and you think we know what you did.

We know what you did mother to be.

by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

vessel maintenance

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week

by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Note to self

A thought in the john.

Note to self blow nose first.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017