You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.
by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.
That is my continental story.
by Kuehlstein May 08, 2018

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by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017
