pick of the litter

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

She got the pick of the litter.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018

Boat

Average repair cost for boat is $1000.

Bring on another thousand for my boat.

by Kuehlstein January 01, 2018

Billard game

A fun way to play nine ball by writing an * on the scoreboard.

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you rarely make 15% of the time.

** making 9 ball with que ball not by intention.

-** making a higher quality shot you very rarely make 5% of the time.

*** making 9 ball with double kiss by que ball.

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball.

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not by intention.

-**** winning on a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball.

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not by intention.

-***** winning a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

A fun new billard game

by Kuehlstein February 26, 2018

what else you got

Besides space what is there.

What else you got?

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

Thanks for nothing

You 3 stroke into a girl and finish. She turns and says thanks for nothing.

I had a dsb and she said thanks for nothing.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Three eleven

Your friend is going to a concert and he calls it three one one.

It is three eleven silly not three one one.

by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018