Kuehlstein's definitions

Face

Sporting lingo

I made the shot, face.

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Jay walking

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.

Stop jay walking you pigs.

by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

pick of the litter

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

She got the pick of the litter.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Boat

Average repair cost for boat is $1000.

Bring on another thousand for my boat.

by Kuehlstein January 1, 2018

Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018

Entitlement

To keep your hair.

I have entitlement to keep my hair.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018