Kuehlstein's definitions

Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.

That is my continental story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

pick of the litter

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

She got the pick of the litter.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018

Entitlement

To keep your hair.

I have entitlement to keep my hair.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

Boat

Average repair cost for boat is $1000.

Bring on another thousand for my boat.

by Kuehlstein January 1, 2018

I'll take that

A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that

I'll take that.

by Kuehlstein February 23, 2018

semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women

How many semen brothers do you have?

by Kuehlstein November 2, 2017