drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

Meat and potato

Weightlifting lingo

My benchpress is nicknamed meat and potato

by Kuehlstein December 30, 2017

Three eleven

Your friend is going to a concert and he calls it three one one.

It is three eleven silly not three one one.

by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017

Dsb

It is what you develop after a long absene from sex. Dangerous sperm buildup.

I had a dangerous sperm buildup aka dsb.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

DSB

Large quanity of semen after lack of booty. Dangerous sperm buildup

I had a big discharge of dsb.

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018