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Kameelah list

An often high-maintenance female's high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. Hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh*t don't stink. And it's no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.

Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.
Does every girl on BlackPlanet have to have a Kameelah list on her page?

If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.
by Kuahmel November 30, 2009
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hit dog

A person acting sensitive, mad, or butt hurt as if something said applied to them (hit home)

Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Throw it out there, and a hit dog will holler.

Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."

Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!

The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
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go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.
Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.
by Kuahmel December 10, 2009
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overstand

It's one of those douchey terms used by Yorkies, Rastas, Moors (no disrespect to the latter two), and other so-called conscious people in an attempt to sound smart, smooth, above it all, etc. All it is is putting a cute spin on "understand," that's it. This word is a plague and the user can't hope to possibly be taken seriously.

And to correct another entry on this word, no, the Five Percenters do not use it, as any 5% worth his salt knows better.

Once again, it's cute and quite slick as slang, but only a fool would have "overstand" in the repertoire for serious discussion of anything.
Overstand these nuts.

"Do you overstand me, brother?"
"What the hell does 'overstand' mean?"
"..."
"Man, where did you even get that from?"
"Uh, ah..."
"What are you, Boyz II Men?"
by Kuahmel March 31, 2009
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on one

Just generally trippin', tweakin', weird, actin' a fool, blackin' out, goin' off. Not necessarily due to drugs, though that's the obvious reference.
Homie was on one, just buggin' like I shot his mom or something.
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
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booed up

In a relationship, esp. in the manner that the two involved seem joined at the hip and don't do anything that doesn't involve each other. This can potentially irritate friends.
I don't check for a lot of the homies anymore. They're all booed up, so it's a waste of time inviting them out.

My boy gets booed up and starts actin' brand new. Everything's "my girl" this, "my girl" that. Disgusting.
by Kuahmel October 18, 2008
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We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.
Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...
by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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