KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.

There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

great wall of China

(n.) A tall and broad oriental person.

See brick shithouse

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

so yesterday

Something which was once popular, until it went uber-mainstream, and has now become passé

Grunge is so yesterday, get over it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus February 18, 2007

chrome dome

Person with a bald, shiny head.

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

flip-side of the same coin

A person or idea that is the flip-side of the same coin as another person or idea is one that is fundamentally the same, but social influences have changed the ultimate goal.

The black panthers and the nazi party are essentially flip-sides of the same coin. One seeks white advancement, at the cost of suppressing all non-whites.


The other seeks advancement of all non-whites, at the cost of being indifferent to the plight of marginalised white folks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Friday the 13th

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.

Friday the 13th? My arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

begging to lose sympathy

(n.) when someone has milked the cow of sympathy so much that people really don't care.

This person has brought up so many bogus excuses I'm begging to lose sympathy for them.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004