KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Prang

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.

I pranged your car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

The_great_omega

Omega ur a fag

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

off the grid

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.

Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

judas

Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.

Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004