middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

scientology

(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.

The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

Grim reaper

An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.

The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.


The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

fixed costs

See overheads

Lighting, heating, rent etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004