KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

united nations

(n.) After the first world war, the countries on both sides decided to band toghether to stop such a thing happening again with the "League fo Nations". However, the L.O.N. had no armed forces and when Adolf Hitler withdrew from in in the thirties, the weakness of this "Talking shop" showed through. Disbanded at the end of world war two, it gave way to the "United Nations", where member countries' influence on world events was measured by thier contribution. The contribution is generally based on the GDP of each member country, although the united states and to a lesser extent the united kingdom pay disproportionately more than other members for the upkeep, and also provide more troops.


To prevent world crises' in the future, the UN democratically votes to decide whether it should allow a country to sort out its' own problems or if they should choose to help a side. Being by far the largest group on contributors, the G8 nations choose to help the most western-friendly side in each struggle.


However, certain amounts of ignorance to eachothers' ideas and division of peoples based on economic wants has lead to the UN having trouble maintaining itself as of late. That, combined with the actions taken without consent of the United nations council by the US and her allies has lead to speculation that the UN is heading the way Hitler thrust its predecessor, the League of Nations, and that it has been becoming another talking shop since the fall of the USSR and the end of the communist threat.

Many people think that the United nations is a puppet, and has no real value to the world without a large, common enemy to unite the people.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

colonic

See colonic irrigation

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

bum chin

(n.) A chin shaped like buttocks.

See Drazar

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 18, 2006

trigonometry

(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum

Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....


Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004