chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.
"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.
There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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hungry like the wolf

I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.
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yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.
Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!
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swept like wildfire

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To be destroyed, overwhelmed and destroyed.
The British forces swept like wildfire over Argentina.
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finance lease

A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.

In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.

The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.
We have secured a finance lease.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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