KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.

The militia took up arms against the invaders.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.

I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

gaymer.org

A videogame website for the homosexual community. It tends to be the same as most sites, except that there is a forum for bitching about your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Queers are gamers too? wow....weird.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

aldi

(n.) Crappy norweigan (or thereabouts) supermarket for the pikey persuasion.

See also netto or lidl

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.

Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004