a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

National Anthem

A tune, most often accompanied by patriotic lyrics that is declared to be the song representative of that country.

"Oh Lord our God arise,

Scatter our enemies,

And make them fall

Confound their politics

Frustrate their knavish tricks,

On Thee our hopes we fix

Oh save us all."


--Extract from "God save the Queen"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

impress

a) To have a strong effect on something
b) To force someone into naval services.

Rorke's drift was an impressive battle.

The anglo-american war (or war of 1812, if it's the only war your country was in at the time, aka you are from north america) resulted in the treaty of Ghent. However, this did not resolve any of the issues the united states had fought for. However, as a courtesy, Impressing stopped. See war of 1812

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004