Definitions by KuNg-fu jeSUS

come get some 

A challenge to fight, not quite a call to war.

Come get some, my fo fo is itching to make love to your body.

come get some by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

bullet love 

When a bullet penetrates the body, akin to making love to it.

That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.

bullet love by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

chainsaw by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

stunt cock 

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.

"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"

stunt cock by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Constitution 

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

Constitution by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

assfacts 

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

sure 

Often used sarcisticly, it origianally means "I agree".


When said quickly, it stays true to the origianal meaning. When elongated, it is often an indiction of sarcasm.

DUDE! you wanna crash the mall?

Non-sarcastic: Sure!


Sarcastic: sure....

sure by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004