KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
Get the internet fadmug. 
(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
Get the steering lockmug. (n.) the main problem in your life that rears its' ugly head every so often. Quite likely a poor relation that busts into your office and starts frenching a secretary to a fellow member of the board. Those poor bastards.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the wrecking ballmug. Where one was born or bred. For some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and can be drawn in for an insult. This is best used against snoopers over-hearing you.
My hometown is if-you-are-sitting-at-the-next-table-wearing-blue-and-listening-to-me-you-are-gonna-get-raped-out-side-you-cunt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the hometownmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Get the Fortress Europemug. Similar to verbal diarrhea, e-diarrhea is when someone has an inability to stop typing, and must occupy thier computer screen with messages, however senseless or irritating to others.
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
Get the e-diarrheamug.