KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the sistinemug. A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the Round Housemug. 
1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).
by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
Get the shootermug. (n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are
•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting
The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.
•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting
The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
Get the murderballmug. by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
Get the pegmug. (n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.
Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.
If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.
If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:
A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the Richard & Judymug.