Bring out your dead

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004