less CCTV'd

you have met this online cutie while playing candy crush, a father of four, divorced, bald, terminal cancer, and you two are flowing quite nicely and you want to take it a step further
Marjorie: "is it too early to ask you to take us to a more private chatroom, maybe a little more furnished and less CCTV'd? You could show me pics of your medication and we could chat while you're doing chemo?"
Geoffrey: "🍆🍑"
by Krkič April 15, 2019
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article number

the spying is not cool. the spying needs to stop.
by Krkič July 18, 2022
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jealous type

I dreamed i saw you with another
close and smiling
and when i woke
I had to admit to myself

that whatever i tell myself
or others
i remain the jealous type
I've always been
...
by Krkič July 03, 2019
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i love you and i am new here after all and i really do want to open up and give you all i have and still be my own person and take care of my life even though it is so damn hard sometimes but if you feel the same that would mean the galaxy to me
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by Krkič January 05, 2020
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morning shit

waking down and feeling unseen, unheard, unloved, insecure.
you open your electronic device first thing and start throwing rants, roasts, rage, especially at people who care about you because you estimate their pain will be real.
"Baby, whats with this morning shit? You ok?"
"fuck you and your fucking friends. die a painful death. suck my cock (which is huge btw) and choke on my sauce"
by Krkič December 16, 2019
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love in the time of cholera

Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.
Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera.

We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since.
🤞
by Krkič March 08, 2020
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Yuig

Good morning Bubu
I am here to remind you how highly you are thought of and how greatly you are missed

And that every day without your presence is slightly less enjoyable

That knowing you are there fills me with joy even though times are fucked up and grim

That nothing would make me happier than to be with you
Yea um i guess. Yuig.
by Krkič August 20, 2021
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